Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Celestial Gold Mining and Prospecting



Greenland Tower is a novel by California artist/writer, Farrell Hamann. Book should be finished in early 2015. Need agent and publisher.


Ohio State Buckeye Anthem

All hail the Buckeye Nutter
we march forth with eager noppers
to the fields of frenzied hoppers
oh those fields of bright green hoppers
oh those fields of bright green hoppers
and amid the nibbled stubble
that brought the Buckeyes to this trouble
Ohio noppers reared insane
the burden that their nops restrained
from eating all the meadow grasses
and saved us with their
valiant asses

*noppers is an ass crack in Ohio

From my upcoming novel, Greenland Tower










Calvin was trying to figure out what baby you take home when there are seven babies and they’re all just exactly perfect. It would have been better if they were all nicely labeled like the seven dwarfs. They weren't. He wondered, if you wanted Grumpy, you should adopt Sleepy because the universe is smarter than your are.

Artist/Writer, Farrell Hamann wearing his palm frond










Sacramento, California
@farrellhamann on Twitter
farrellhamann@sbcglobal.net

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